The Tactical Audit That Added
$45K+/Month
in Extra Revenue
Across 37 DTC Brands in Just 30 Days – and Pays for Itself in 3 Weeks
Built for ecom founders doing $10K–$50K/month. No calls. No fluff. Just a brutal, tactical teardown of your store, ads, offers, and retention — delivered as a custom 10–15 page PDF with exact steps on what to do to unlock your store’s full potential.
✅ Get $2K in new revenue, or it’s free.
No growth? No charge. Get at least $2K in value or your money back. Zero fluff, zero risk.
What’s Inside The Audit
On average, founders who implement just 30–50% of this audit see:
📈 +18–27% CVR uplift within 30 days
💰 +€15K–€35K MRR unlocked
📉 25–40% CAC reduction in 60 days
You’ll Receive:
🧠 A 10–15 page tactical PDF tailored to your business
🔍 Full-funnel breakdown (ads, CRO, offer, retention, email)
📊 Benchmarks, teardown screenshots, and competitor gaps
🛠 A clear 90-day execution roadmap (written like a growth playbook)
🔒 Founder-to-founder insights (we don’t outsource this to juniors)
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“It’s like having a top-tier growth operator in your corner, without giving up equity or wasting time on Zoom.”
— Nick C., Founder @ Skindose
Our #1 Top-Rated Feature ✨
No Calls. No Onboarding. No Wasted Time.
We give you answers. Fast.
No Zoom calls. No agency decks. Just executional clarity.
We deliver results while other agencies are still onboarding.
Built For Founders Who Are…
🤔 Doing €10K–€50K/month, but growth is stalling. You’re juggling too many tools, too many offers, too much noise.
📉 Scaling solo or with a lean team. You know you could scale faster, but don’t know what’s breaking.
💸 Losing time (and money) guessing what to fix. You’re spending real money on ads, but unsure if it’s converting properly.
😡 Sick of bloated agency retainers. You’ve never had someone qualified audit your entire customer journey.
🚀 Ready to extract max value from every visitor, ad, and customer. You don’t need another podcast. You need a blueprint that works.
Why Founders Love Our Audit ❤️🔥
This Isn’t Advice. It’s a Growth Engine in PDF Form.
Most “audits” are sales calls in disguise.
We’re operators — not consultants. We don’t upsell you. We don’t coach you. We just fix your leaks. We’ve:
💸 Run brands past $MM+ in online & retail sales
🧠 Tested over 9,000 ad creatives
🚀 Helped founders jump from 3.2% → 4.6% CVR in 2 weeks
💰 Increased LTV by 2x with one post-purchase change
📈 Added $35K/month without touching product or traffic
This is the system behind those results.
But don’t just take our word for it!
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OUR PARTNERS
HaloSphere
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GetSlidely
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VIVYD
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InnerBliss
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NordMist Home
✨
Skindose
💸
Volt Sups Co.
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Kate.io
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Lacertus Fitness
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HaloSphere 🔥 GetSlidely ✨ VIVYD 💸 InnerBliss 🔥 NordMist Home ✨ Skindose 💸 Volt Sups Co. 🔥 Kate.io ✨ Lacertus Fitness 💸
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WHAT OTHER FOUNDERS ARE SAYING
“We implemented just 2 of the 7 changes suggested — CVR jumped from 3.2% to 4.6% in 12 days. No new traffic. Just better execution.”
— Luca F., Founder @ NordMist Home
“This audit is the most ROI-positive thing I’ve done all year. The clarity was surgical.”
— Mari C., Co-Founder @ Skindose
“It felt like a smarter, future version of me wrote it. We added $28K in monthly revenue with no new products.”
— Kate V., Founder @ Volt Sups Co.
“Honestly, I thought skipping calls meant this would be generic, but the audit was laser-focused. It showed up 4 days later and fixed the exact things my agency missed in 4 months.”
— Jamie R., Founder @ Haven Rituals
“It felt like someone downloaded our brand into their brain and then sent back a roadmap 5 steps ahead. No fluff. No chasing replies. Just a PDF that made us money.”
— Chris D., Founder @ Driftout
See Actual Results In 30 Days 🚀
What Most Brands Get From This Audit
How to Book Your Audit
📝 Fill out a quick form (5–7 mins)
💳 Approve the payment ($1,997)
📩 Receive your audit within 3–5 business days, directly in your inbox
No exhausting onboarding calls or scheduled meetings. Just direct, actionable tips.
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The Audit ROI Promise
If this audit doesn’t help you generate at least $2,000 in extra revenue within 30 days, we’ll refund you.
Simple as that.
We’re not here to waste your money. We’re here to multiply it — and we only win if you do.
That’s how confident we are in the clarity and value this service delivers.
Ready to See What’s Possible?
Book your audit
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The Growth Audit
$1997
We analyze your business from top to bottom and craft growth roadmap to boost revenue by $10k+ in 30 days. And without wasting a second on calls.
$2500
On average, similar founders who implemented just 30–50% of this audit saw:
📈 +18–27% CVR uplift within 30 days
💰 +€15K–€35K MRR unlocked
📉 25–40% CAC reduction in 60 days
✅ Get $2K in new revenue, or it’s free.
No growth? No charge. Get at least $2K in value or your money back. Zero fluff, zero risk.
FAQs
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A personalized 10–15 page audit PDF covering your full funnel: landing page, ads, offer, email, retention, and more — with benchmarks, teardown examples, and a 90-day roadmap tailored to your brand’s stage. No calls. No slides. Just clarity.
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We deliver within 3–5 business days of receiving your intake form + payment. This isn’t a template. Every audit is handcrafted by experienced operators, not outsourced or AI-generated.
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100% personalized. Every audit is built from scratch based on your store, numbers, and stage. We ask you to fill out a very detailed form to perfectly understand your brand, so this is the strategy we’d use if we were running your business.
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This is a tactical, opinionated audit, grounded in results. You don’t need to agree with everything. But if you implement even a few core suggestions, we’re confident you’ll see ROI fast.
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Simple: If you don’t generate at least $2,000 in extra revenue within 30 days, we’ll refund you. No stress. You keep the audit.
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Yes, but only selectively. The audit is designed for self-implementation, but if you need help with execution (ads, CRO, retention), we offer limited done-with-you or project-based support. Just reply to the audit delivery email and we’ll see if it’s a fit.
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If you’re pre-revenue or just launched, this audit might be overkill.
But if you’re doing at least $5K/month and want to scale faster, it can still deliver huge clarity and prevent costly mistakes. We’ll tell you what to fix before you waste money on traffic or tools.